OPPO PSA: Be Safe while shopping.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
12/14/2014 at 19:51 • Filed to: None

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No not you, your cars! Park far and away. Find a spot where there is only one other spot next to you. Lock your doors and hide yo sheeet. Door dings and scratches can ruin the holidays.

What are some other good tips to keep your car safe?


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:54

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Be judgmental, people who maintain and like their cars probably will be mindful of the cars surrounding it. If it has many dings and looks crummy stay away.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:55

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Don't go shopping during the holiday rush.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:56

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Drive a beater and not care if it gets hit?

Thats what i do


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:56

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Shop online


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:56

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I park at the very tip top of parkades. With the winters we get here, it's super effective.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:57

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Don't go to war over a parking space and increase your situational awareness in a parking lot during the holiday season.

And my Mazda6 was victim to a wild shopping cart attack. We know the pain.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 19:58

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I went to walmart today. I parked waaaaaaaay out here


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 20:00

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Exhibit A:

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Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 20:10

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Leave asshat parker's alone. Don't park next to them in a way that intensifies their asshattery. They'll key your Civic


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 20:15

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Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 20:16

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Get a jeep. park anywhere.

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I've lost count of how many times I've seen stuff like this happen. they even clip curbs, and park half on the parking space.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 20:25

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Park in two spaces.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/14/2014 at 20:27

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That's what I did. Did all my shopping while my daughter napped.


Kinja'd!!! I_AmDeath > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/14/2014 at 20:56

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People will indeed think that you are a douchebag if you double park though.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > I_AmDeath
12/14/2014 at 21:06

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Neither of those cars are double parked.


Kinja'd!!! MitsubiShe > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 21:12

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I park really far away. If that's not possible or the lot is full, I try to park next to cars that are way nicer than mine, or look like they are well taken care of.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > MitsubiShe
12/14/2014 at 21:31

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When I go to the supermarket there is always a white Maserati QP in the lot, I always park next to it because I know that guy isn't going to come anywhere near my door with his door.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 22:01

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If I need to park close to someone, I take a picture of our cars with their plate number clearly showing. If there's a dent and no note, you're getting a hit-and-run, you piece of shit.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > EL_ULY
12/14/2014 at 22:31

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One you have kids and not a care about the family mover you will be parking close to the cart return.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/14/2014 at 23:22

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Lol duh right?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Alex B
12/14/2014 at 23:25

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lol Murica!


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > EL_ULY
12/15/2014 at 00:10

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Hmm.. this spot is new. never saw Silverados rust here.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/15/2014 at 09:01

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it must be from the coast.